Can we switch to phone sex? This is starting to get awkward...
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
I always feel awkward when im sitting at home watching the price is right and the fat contestant get the gym equipment.
I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
So I went out tonight...met a guy who slightly resembled my dad,huge creeper, he asked me to "hang out" so I gave him my moms number since he was more her type:)
Best morning ever. I saw a bum giving another bum a blowjob downtown.
so exactly what does one wear to an abortion clinic?
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
It's national boyfriend day supposedly, would it be appropriate if I posted a picture of my dildo?
Oh fuck. There is like a human shit on the sidewalk. I hate this place.
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
COCAINE AND SUSPENSFUL BBC SHOWS DO NOT WORK.
Last night I was the DD and was trying to drop off some chick I didn't know at her place. The closest thing to an address I got was "where the goldfish go."
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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