Whiskey dick.
Yea dude! Love it. Hate it. Have it.
Everyday of my life.
She actually asked me 'is it in yet?' I deleted the vid.
if it were possible I'd exchange my vagina for a diff one on the black market.
You asked the dj to play 'who let the dogs out" because it was your birthday. You left the bar and then re-entered to the song
Miserable. My projectile vomit just woke me up from a 5.5 hour nap.
Wait time out. Did I start last night with pants?
She's never going to forget it... Christmas Anal.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Sincerely would love to tap that, on a mountain with the wind blowing on your pubes .
Im laying on the couch wishing someone was here to pour wine in my mouth. I need an alcohol IV
People dont know what to do when a naked fat guy is running towards them. they panic
I found my keys in the basement freezer. Drunk me is a sneaky little bastard.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Look don't ask questions just know that one thing led to another and I have a shot glass stuck in my ass. I need your help!!!
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