Are you pooping in the stall next to me?
Maybe....
Cause I just heard a fart and it sounded like one of your farts.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
Note to self: never do anything I don't want to explain to a paramedic
Ok see being that I'm not present or participating your vague texts "neeeeed that" and "vagina" leave a lot to question.
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What can I say, your life is charmed. I'm on the couch trying to decide whether or not to puke again.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
Let's just not urinate on things that don't need to be urinated on
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Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
She apologized again the next day. I said it was pee under the bridge
Holy high batman
The hairdryer was like a fuckin obstacle course
I fucked in the bathroom while everyone listened and banged my dick against a table shouting "order in the court"
Did I seriously answer the door for a home delivery of weed from you and your boss while wearing last night's 80s rockstar face paint?
I've only fucked to 2 Fleetwood Mac songs, that must be why my life feels so empty.
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