i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
that cunt stole my fb status. SHE'S NOT THAT FUNNY
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
The night ended with a lot of tears and everyone singing along to Willenium
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Tell us when you see the semi truck on fire.
we ate a 40 pack of string cheese and watched an entire washing machine cycle.
I'm at the gas station where we got beef jerky and condoms. The fact that those two are in the same sentence makes me love you more.
And there was a legally blind kid in a ref costume doing surprisingly well at beer pong who was passing out business cards
Oh my god. I slept with my boyfriend last night. It was wonderful.
And when I say my boyfriend I mean my electric blanket. Because that's the kind of life I lead.
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It's like my life is one of those movies where after a bunch of outlandish events that only happen in a movie the girl realizes her true life calling and lives a great life with a sexy man of multiple races. But I'm stuck in the fucked up part where 25 year olds come in their pants.
fyi, pepper spray hurts. whoever comes up with the best backstory wins a prize.
So. Somehow managed to fuck my contacts out of my eyes. Didn't know that was even possible.
Last night was a whirlwind of vodka - induced emotion
I wonder whether Megan will forgive me if i have phone sex in her attic
Lately I've been very attracted to Kevin Jonas because he's like...less hot than Joe, but he's this healthy mix of both Joe and Nick. It looks like he's finally growing into himself.
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