One minute shes telling me about her volunteer work then she whips out a 12 inch dildo
I froze in his sixty one degree room but i came so hard. Like fucking the eskimo god.
It's been 5 months since I last wore a condom.
Not including when spray tanning
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
That's okay, during storytime I would have to sit on my hands so I wouldn't touch everyone. Explains a lot...
Don't worry about it. Anal sex isn't always sunshine and wildflowers.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Day drinking! Today! (tomorrow too!) Our place! Whenever you get off work! Ready go!
So you're saying you don't want to be with her anymore because she likes sex to much and is just to hot?
Well when you say it that way it makes me sound like an idiot.
You are an idiot.
Well the term Party is used loosely in this situation. Since it will just be mom wine drunk and us eating chips with multiple dips.
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
He sends me pictures of his dogs and I send him my tits, it's a win win situation
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Dear Andy-the problem is not that I slept with your girlfriend, it's that you didn't know she's a lesbian.
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