belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Why are there hot girls at the dollar store?
The recession has changed everything man.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I got tired of walking to the bathroom that I decided to throw up in a cup. I now have 3 cups full of vomit on top of my mini fridge
And we started making out. She asked me to pick a number between 1 and 10. I said 6. She took me to her room. A few minutes later I wasnt a virgin. DUDE I WAS GOING TO SAY 2.
you poured 3 beers into an empty vase and then passed out, so i drank them for you. don't say i'm not a good friend.
she both took care of me and took advantage of me. it was BEAUTIFUL.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
So to recap Superbowl Sunday - I won $100, bumped into the anti-christ and his cult, met a guy in a kilt and a wican, then got invited to a gayguy afterhours party.
Gonna be tough to beat that next year!
Got a 72 hour restraining order. Can we meet monday? Let me know!
I feel like if anyone knew what an affection erection looked like it would be you
Just made a floating bacon boat for the hot tub. This is what America is all about.
This day took a left turn at "This is your going away party, I got a bunch of blow."
Somewhere on my work laptop I have a map visualizing all the area codes that Ludacris has ho's
I hope that wasn't done on billed time
I can guarantee that it was
I'm really stressed out right now.
I think you're confusing "stressed" and "sober".
Randomize
