Got some. In a truck. I will just pee you in the morning i guess?
so i told him i still liked him. he laughed
well, your crazy. what did you expect?
Yeah I think we tried to use the shower curtain as a parachute because its tied to my backpack with some string. Dont know if anyone actually attempted it though.
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
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These shoes are like walking on sunshine and labias. So soft and squishy
Well he's a 33 year old furniture salesman that picked up at 19 year old buying a bedroom set for her room. I can see how that would be awkward
well what the fuck is the POINT of teetotal mardi gras
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
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my confident boosted when he told me that it was I who started making out with him. ME. NOT HIM.
I AM SHOCKED AND PROUD OF MYSELF
On the way home she told me she was in kindergarten when 9/11 happened
I've been sober for almost two weeks and it's been the worst two weeks ever. Even my mom told me I need to start drinking again.
why did i wake up in the bathroom?
we had to stay with you a while until we convinced you it wasn't safe to wash your face, then you fell asleep with your foot in the toilet.
Threw up on break at work. That brings our collective tally to 9 times. We can never drink like that on a monday again
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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