you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
I dig being used for consequence free sex. Not consequenceful sex.
you screamed santa and jumped in front of 50 kids to tell him you wanted a bong for christmas.
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
I'm using her two yr old as a arm rest while I attempt to feel her up. Somehow she is allowing it. How this transitions to sex should be interesting.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
Pizza toast. It's like pizza but on toast. BC we are broke. OMG its so good.
You would never do this sober.
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
Just so you know in the morning, yes you did send your bartender a snap of your boobs. No I didn't try to stop you because you used sound logic for doing so.
At one point I was counting his nipple hairs to calm myself down.
There's a Japanese guy here dressed as a Viking who just screamed "wats up cocksluts" and kicked a guy in the face. come get me out of here.
Throwing up in a storm drain... Not my finest moment.
But my shoes looked boss
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