there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
i looked up his schedule, waited outside his classroom, and handed him the receipt for plan b
Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
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She gave me a rubber ducky to make me feel better while I was throwing up.
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Got high with dad and hunted squirrels in the basement. Is this seriously what my life has come to?
I sent "Rawrrrr" to 151 matches on Tinder. I feel like thats a substantial size of the DC female population.
Its not that it wasnt fun. Its just I got a tooth knocked out and that was my second time being arrested this year
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There is an alarming amount of food in my bra.
Inebriation Olympics: Team Drunk vs Team Stoned. This weekend. It's on.
Leaves on the ground. Coffee in one hand and your man in my other. Lovely fall morning.
I'm going to target high, just in case I ask you where my paycheck went later
I just saw puke on the road at the same stoplight i threw up at sunday morning! Makes me smile inside.
He's a downgrade and it was quick. But it was dick nonetheless.
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