you know it is a bad morning when you forget to brush your teeth and eat old gas x in your car because its minty...
She does have a great personality.
Yeah, in her vagina.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I just ran from Santa Claus in Kroger
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the guy at the pet shop just had an eye seizure while looking at my chest
Just figured out why my bed smells like weed: I just found a bowl in my pillow case?
She bit a glass in half.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
I have to stop envisioning penises as dragons.
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My life is a clusterfuck of men and disorderly priorities right meow.
So here's my pathetic thought of the day: what does it smell like to be sober?
Rome wasn't built in a day - my bedroom skills weren't obtained in some boring monogamous relationship. Same thing. Right?
What does it mean when the government shuts down and your boyfriends wife wants a divorce ON YOUR BIRTHDAY?
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
You invited these random guys into your apartment that you met in the hallway...& then you started screaming at them to get out cause you didn't know who they were.
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