so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
Is it sad i was sitting here thinkin how i would only fuck Rob Pattinson if he was glittery at said time.
Laziness has reached now heights if you too unmotivated to buy pot
make sure to take notes today. there is a guy in a wheelchair who might be getting a DUI from a cop on horseback. I'm gonna see this through.
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screw that ipod for my birthday.. i just want a weed brownie the size of my face. that's all.
It's probably just the physical manifestation of slut karma. But i of course mean that in the kindest way possible because i love you and respect your choices
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
When you passed out on the kitchen counter she brushed and flossed your teeth, then carried/dragged you to bed. Why aren't you married?
I just puked behind a tree outside work, then walked past my manager with puke in my hair. Man, I'm gonna miss this when I get a real job.
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it would be so handy to have a fax machine attached to my body
I wish I could understand how you function in society
It's been two whole weeks and I haven't missed a single class. I deserve 69 blunts.
You sluts I'm so proud of you. You're both wearing underwear.
You have a husband. I have a bag full of electronics. This, is the single life.
All my friends are getting married and I'm pole dancing in a tattoo shop. I don't know how I feel about this.
They spent thousands on one day. You made $76 in 30 minutes. You should feel great about that.
She's better-looking with the mask on.
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