He finally told me that he's married. I guess it doesn't really matter.
I twisted my ankle last night doing a super high five with 3 inch heels on.
I bet him anal if they won...the one time Detroit decides to win, it had to be this week
i need to find a birthday card for her that tells her how happy i am that i can now legally bang her
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How do you feel about fucking me quick and then me leaving to go do arts and crafts?
You are mentally unprepared to be exposed to my degree of perversion.
I ended up at these random girls' house they are smoking weed out of a gun
Is it acceptable to cry on a Friday or am I supposed to drink to forget it?
Talking to him sober hurts my brain
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Tbh I fell asleep cuddling a bag of Brazilian nuts. Franzia never dissappoints me
At least you didn't sleep with Ashley's uncle.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
that's what I'm here for. I'm literally just bad advice mixed with motivational sentences.
couldn't remember his name. introduced him as 'mr multiple orgasms'
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