I just found a bagel and a condom in my coat pocket. I love blackouts
He' s half Black and half Italian, I finally asked...this penis maybe one for the records.
You were hugging the toilet and shouting "don't let fatty eat me" through the closed door.
Next time, showing us his dick should be his entry fee into your house.
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Maybe I should forgo underwear.
This is a family BBQ no?
We need more drag queens in our life I've decided
Ok I am NOT pregnant. I could shove coal up my vagina and my uterus would turn it into a diamond in a matter of minutes
My landlord showed my apartment to a prospective tenant today and I had my vibrator and gun both chilling on my nightstand
Whoa, I am aware of WAY too many squirrels right now...
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Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
Did you just tell me you watch cartoon porn because it's more real?
MEG JUST LICKED A DRAIN PIPE. DAVE PUNCHED MATT IN THE THROAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN. I REPEAT. ALL BOUNDARIES ARE DOWN.
Me and you. The most fucked up people on the planet drinking together. Hell yeah
We were making eye contact while i was throwing up.
We all love a big dick, but you’re going to develop a reputation if you keep asking every guy at the bar ‘how big your dick’
That’s all I’m saying
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