I created a new tequila drink. it is a mix of excitement and fear instilled in innocent people.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
sorry he hasn't talked to me since the surprise salvia incident...
So, your mugshot picture is behind the counter at B-Dubs, with the caption: "not allowed on premesis."
I just sold some kid a bong I made out of a vuvuzela for $50. I think I found my career path.
You were jumping on the trampoline and screaming that you couldn't feel the fire.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
obviously he wasnt ready for this jelly and you can quote me on that
The number of tpain songs that actually relate to my life right now is embarrassing.
That moment when you can't decide if you should vote for the random frat guy you have head to at the beginning of the semester for business and technology senator.
The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
I'll like his pictures on Instagram every once and a while so that when he sees my name he is reminded of the best blow job he's ever gotten.
Well I'm over here squandering a fabulous hair day and radiant complexion
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
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