I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
this girl is running around outside screaming, it's creaming on me! it's creaming on me. I totally have to find my video camera
Im bringing wine tonight. Its from a merlot from nashville. i bet it'll taste like infidelity and teenage pregnancy.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
It started as a joke and ended with a trip to the emergency room, a broken macbook and a gigantic hole in the concrete of my driveway.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I have a cut on my head from a tambourine.
How was your 8:30 class today?
Non existent. I just threw up in my water bottle on the bus.
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
Sometimes I get in situations where I realize they think I'm smarter than I am and then it's just one more thing I have to fake.
I'm about to be a big disappointment.
What's the worst that could happen? I'm already broke and my leg's already broken
New Orleans is just like you. Dirty but beautiful and will always have a special place in my heart
I am listening to my ipod while i puke, this is most entertaining hangover i have ever had.
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