Kareoke will never be a sober sport
i'm gonna need a rally to restore sobriety after this weekend...
They are chanting tits for freedom and I'm highly considering
Yeah bro I don't know how she's gonna explain the black eye, how else do you tell your boss "my knee hit me in the face during sex last night"
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It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
Sorry about the flaming shit on your door
I never thought I'd be in my late 20s and send that text
My concierge just asked me to his place for dinner while I was signing for a delivery. The delivery was a box of vibrators. Let's discuss.
This morning on my way to work I saw a guy ride his bike straight into a woman and her dog while trying to light a bowl. Thought of you.
Definition of cool: he wants a back tattoo of three horses running through a "paisley explosion"
How did he even become this person? Like what drugs has he done??
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The last time I went out with these guys I won an iced tea maker from a drag queen.
He has a penis. Therefore, he counts.
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
NO NINJA FIGHTING AT THE GAS STATION
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
They told him he could only pay in monopoly money and he pulls out a wad of it from his pocket... i think im in love
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