so I just asked a Chinese man and found out our tattoos actually mean vagina...
Girl next to me in class just said to her friend "and I haven't even cried yet." Challenge accepted
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
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Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
It's hard to take you serious when you're crying your eyes out wearing an adult sized onesie.
N.C. cops just used a megaphone to tell me I have a slutty outfit. My life is complete.
It was the night of "what the fuck have you done with my daughter and where is she" texts from mom...
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
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It could be worse. I was dumped by a guy in a kilt after he gave my shoes away on St. Patrick's Day.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
He called my boobs fluffy. Part sexy part pilsbury dough boy. Part sexy pilsbury dough boy. I'm so confused. And flattered?
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
I think my liver just tried to kill me, we need to slow down
Hey. I hope you have enough room in your car for me and a Honda civic front bumper.
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