its easy. just sleep with a bunch of guys until one falls in love
Last nIght I drank wIth the new guy from fellowshIp & my pastor I've known sInce I was 7. It was agreed by them that I had nIce tIts. I'm not weIrded out In fact I'm flattered...
There are rumors he has a square penis....ill do anything though....
Dude. The girls called me over to see what they had in their dorm. They snuck in a pigeon in a cardboard box. They named it Quincey. They swear they're sober.
She poured a bottle of rum in the champagne fountain, did like 5 jello shots at the same time, then lit herself on fire. Twice. This is how everyone should turn 21.
Holy christ fuck what has my trainwreck of a life come to just blew a 17 year old so help me god
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
my liver gets a handicap on account of the whole being diseased thing
Ya he's the booze devil, like if the black hole and Bermuda triangle joined forces with Captain Morgan
I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
I think if you have sex on the couch it will psychologically damage it.
We were taking body shots by lunch. I love college.
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I woke up in a limo in long Island, Ny this morning. Talk about a black out
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