I could probably do something when Im able to get enough strength to think about thinking about to stand.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
I yelled out look at all those hickeys. And then gave her boyfriend a high five
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When and where the fuck did we get a beach ball??
Just saw the mall santa roll by on a rascal scooter holding a chic-fil-a milkshake and stop to chat up trio of cute 20-somethings. New hero.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
Not a problem, sailor. I speak both autocorrect and typo.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
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He stopped mid sex to pour wine in my mouth...
Marry him.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
YOU CANT JUST BLOW GUYS BC THEY’RE NICE TO YOU LEXI
I CAN IF I WANT TO
I wiped my ass with a McDonalds wrapper. I've hit an all time low. Sorry for my impatience
I'm on a walk of shame carrying YOUR pants. You owe me.
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