Would you still love me if I had no teeth
Yeah why?
Cuz i woke up this morning and a few are gone
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
he said i ruined lesbian porn for him
i take my contacts out every time we fuck so i cant see all the stretch marks
I JUST REALIZED HOW SOFT YOUR TABLE IS! and I also just started rolling
I think I just got a contact from my own exhale. Def dying.
They wouldn't serve more then two Shots per person, so you grabbed a group of strangers and said u werre buying them all shots, then proceeded to drink all of them.
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
You know how I know last night was a good night? Because I remember high fiving a couple WHILE they were having sex.
Seriously, though. As long as it's attached to you and is not a vagina, I will not be disappointed.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
What's that? Is there a bottle of Jack calling me? I think so...
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
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