at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
I really want to sleep with her friend. I'm hoping our casual sex relationship will somehow lead to that.
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
His stupid grin looks like he's mid-ejaculation
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
i am too hungover to go to class can you just call me and put it on speaker phone
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
This tent reeks of fear and sangria
Well still if someone cared enough about u to wish an unwanted child or a disease on u ..u must have been doing something right
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Why didn't you tell me I was calling her by her sisters name all night?
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I got really adventurous too. Like. Balls in the mouth adventurous.
I'm sorry, that really sucks. I'm in the bath eating lasagna and if anyone comes in here it's going to be bad news for them
I did wake up to a random meat and cheese plate next to my bed, that was a thrill.
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