ol I'll be okay, it's only a christmas party so the worst that could happen is I end up playing madden naked again
what is with people arguing over soda or pop? to be honest i thought it was just called chaser
This girl is drinking wine and watching grey's anatomy in the library during finals week. I hate comm majors.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
it never fails, everytime he manages to fuck my earrings out of my ears.
Been at work for four hours and just discovered the chairs in my office double as a napping surface. Most productive thing I've done all day
in respone to your voicemail you left me on saturday, yes i had gone to bed and no i was not still drinking at 5am
if this hangover is indicative of how 2011 is gonna be, i want nothing to do with it
the night ended with taco bell and tears
Third base with a 7ft basketball player last night. Fingers like a champ. I call him Edward Penishands.
Proudest moment of my life. Just watched a guy walk into the side of a car because I winked at him. Love these yoga pants and my hair. Fuck yes. His mouth was hanging open.
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Possibly threw up in my purse last night. Still suspicious of of all actions
I haven't gotten this high alone in a long time. I keep looking at the cat waiting for her to say something.
The economy isn’t reopen until I can get drunk and motorboat fake tits at lunch on a Wednesday
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