how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
and thats when we got a drunken mammogram in the middle of cvs pharmacy
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
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He tried to finger me at Disneyland! He tried to taint the happiest place on earth!
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
Welcome to the south, dude. Gives the phrase "I wish you a dry ass" a new perspective.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
I suggest absurd amounts of masturbation this weekend to build up the necessary calluses
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Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
you told the taxi driver your yeast infection was so bad you wanted to F a popsicle
I just lifted up my shirt to scratch my stomach n a Dorito flew out of my pullover n it legit scared me when it hit me.
There's just no proper way to thank a man for that many consecutive orgasims.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
My cat is sitting in the window watching the neighbor's dogs doing it. I think she's lonely too.
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