are you wasted or are you getting laid?
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wow
Her boobs more than make up for all the flaws with her personality.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
just took a shot of real whiskey... i forgot what it's like to drink liquor that costs more than twelve dollars.
Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
You're the reason I lose Never Have I Ever
He looks like he was the one that always had koolaid stains around his mouth as a kid, he can fuck off.
And anyway at least being paid in opium makes a cool story
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
I woke up and my pants were in the kitchen but my shoes were next to my bed. Do the math...
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
Waking up drunk is great, waking up drunk and hanging with your mom is even better.
he said he couldn't believe he just lost his virginity and passed out. what have i done
Sorry dude, one minute I was flirting with a bachelorette party from Dallas and the next I’m being tied to the bed by the bride
Trying to wrangle us an invite to the wedding
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