Turn sideways at McDonald's = actual directions to a winery
i kinda want to bang the mythbusters girl... i bet she's got a nice snapper
she came to the game with a camelback filled with booze. except it was only the bag part so she duct taped to her back
She tried to wake me up by touching my dick. I kept pretending to be asleep.
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I just realized that two weekends in a row we ended up in a bathroom with two different boys asking us for a threesome. does this happen to everyone?
is cock-oriented a word? I'd say I'm that lately.
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
We're all getting matching jack daniels tattoos. We're gonna be an alcoholic gang of awesome.
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WAKE UP!!! We have 20 minutes to get to class. That means we only have 10 minutes to get drunk.
You having your own car has severely reduced the amount of blowjobs I get.
The CEO is puking on the sidewalk and the HR director just offered me coke. Engineers have the best parties
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
I'm not a morning person, and, trust me, no matter how good your cock may be, it will not turn me into one.
Imagine we only get one cock for the rest of your life. I’d pick his dick. That good!
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