We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I just saw a girl wearing a flannel shirt that would make 1992 cringe
your cum blends into my yellow sheets :/
Ya know, years from now when that kid is old enough, I'll get to regale him with the story of how I was his father's AND uncle's first gay experience.
He asked me to touch his mustache. Should I go home with him?
Right now I can't do anything that will ban me from donating plasma. That is a legit source of income for me.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
other than the jail part I had a really good time with you
HAPPY AIDS-LESS FOURTH OF JULY YOU HEALTHY FUCK
Also this time, I didn't have a random creepy guy come up from behind me, grab my junk, and whisper "where's the cocaine?" in my ear. So that's also a win.
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Last time we had sex i was dressed like a ninja turtle and someone else was in our bed, so this time should be fine.
I hope ur kiddin
wish i was
The bartender remember my drink from last sat. I think we just became drocals...drunk. locals.
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