She's a black belt cougar in the 6th degree.
How come twittering sounds sexual?
Because of Bambi.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
just saw a couple drunkenly stumble over to the family planning aisle of Walgreens. inspiring.
She started licking your face, then you turned to me and said "I guess thats my cue", and you proceeded to hook up with her.
Well, I'm at the grocery store wondering whether I exist or not.
My Instagram consists mostly of drag queens and people who dress up as power rangers... I'm pretty sure I'm an unclassified category of gay
Last time we had an ultimatum like that, things went very far south. I'm down, but it's your turn to wake up in a hospital.
One day i'll wow you with artfully trimmed pubes.
the only thing I remember was some guy took out his fake eye to use it for beer pong
WHO ARE THESE GUYS WHY AN ORGRY ON A MONDAY LMAO
I'm like a great zombie Jesus.
i just turned on my printer and found 10 pounds of german chocolate inside. i think i found where you hid your candy last night
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