OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
I have to look really hot tonight because my personality is going to suck.
You smell like stripper and shame
I think the universe is against us being together. Or maybe it's just god's way of telling me there is a bigger dick out there for me.
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A girl limped into my class 15 minutes late wearing sunglasses, leggings, and a kiss me im irish shirt. She sat down and took her glasses off and im pretty sure she only had one eye's makeup still on. Someone had a great st pattys day.
I'm not gonna not go for it, she's foreign and pulled a shotglass out of her thong.
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
bringing a ziploc bag full of Jim Beam to the movies may not have been the best idea.
I wish the sun would stop judging me for being drunk while it's still shining.
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One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
He will be forever remembered as "birthday failure" ...Got him to pierce his tongue in my bathroom, but not sleep with me......
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
I have poison ivy and a broken finger. Don't have a threesome in the woods.
this makes me concerned. not enough to actually do anything about it, but yeah.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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