she kept checking the clock when she was giving me head and at midnight she said she had to stop because she cant eat meat on fridays is that bitch serious
he didn't want to fuck because he was too busy skateboarding. what are we 12? I'm too old for this shit.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
She was holding a turtle doing a beer bong out of a flower watering can.
I just got cash back from buying a pregnancy test so that I can buy a case of joose. My life is in shambles.
It wouldn't have been a big thing. If anything, I woulda apologized to you and cleaned the remote
riding the spinning bikes at the rec after Valentines Day was a baaddddd idea
I walked in her room to find her rubbing lotion on her face high as fuck.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
IM GOING TO SIT ON YOUR FACE AND CHANT 'I BELIEVE THAT WE WILL WIN'
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
Thanks a lot dude. I'm grateful to you for your gift of pure piss.
sitting in the prison waiting room in my boyfriends clothes. looooong story.
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