The brown eye won't let me do that either.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
i just threw up ON my final. epic way to end the semester.
If I refrain from fucking my manager, I'm going to reward myself by fucking that guy from the photo department.
My bed became a clown car for his family....I'm not ready to get married
why are all my papers due the day after my potential hangover
He also gave me two gold stars for sex. On my nipples.
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
I was his one phone call from jail and I hung up on him. He's fine though were gonna go to a party now.
You hit a new plane of existence as we all watched in awe
Im crossing my legs while on the toilet. It's like I'm unconsciously thinking "if im going to barf and shit at the same time, Im at least going to do it LIKE A LADY"
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Definitely woke up.this morning to a random girls head in my toilet and her mom knocking on my door.
He gave his liver a pep talk before the vodka chugging started
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