The answer is no. Its an illegal search n seizure!
they almost convinced me to put "Funbags" in the 'other names you may be known as' section of the job application
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
Places you have drunkenly threatened to piss: my bed, my bros bed, my moms bed, my bros wedding
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i think you ate grass..but you refused to open your mouth so we could see..
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
If I buy you $300 worth of popeyes, will that make up for me trashing the house?
He said he had a problem he needed to take care of before we got omelets and then showed me his erection.
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
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sometimes a perk of being a drug dealer is amazon gift cards. who knew?
Lol if he questions who I am I'm gonna send him a pic of his boxers
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
Apparently walking into a national conference and proclaiming "i'm here to fuck shit up" is frowned upon.
Who knew?
I'm stuck on a cliff. I'm not sure how I got here or how to get down. Please send help. And clothes.
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