Breakfast of vicodin and eggs out of a solo cup at about three in the afternoon on a wednesday...I have my life together
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
amateur piercings on our way to the beach? check.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
I just ran up four flights of stairs in heels, im getting an orgasm tonite.
Yeah you fell over while you were peeing and you said "hold I'm, I'm still peeing"
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
I had to explain to my dentist that my tooth was chipped because we designated my mouth as the official way to open beer. I feel like our level of partying is no longer socially acceptable.
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
he fucked me with his goalie mask on. it was like sleeping with Darth Vader
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
Even with help how did you paint a bullseye around your asshole?
Found out that I went to the same elementary school as the guy I'm hooking up with. Kosher or no
I'm literally watching a webcam of the Vegas strip right now and it is making me sad.
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