Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
But he buys me breakfast and goes down on me THATS HARD TO FIND
i was completely deserted.. so i stood outside starbucks for 20 minutes trying to convince the employees to open early and take care of me.. fuck you guys
Here's the thing, you got road head in two different cars tonight. You feel lucky yet?
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
How do you nicely stand up a date that you're skipping for a 3sum
I think I got into an argument with my cat's former owner about what a BDSM relationship entails.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
I quit doing blow for him. If that doesn’t say “I’m in love with you and want to marry you” idk what does
if anyone breaks out the olive oil & slip n slide, text me 911.
Randomize
