OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
this bucketlist has just become an excuse for me to be slutty, and i'm not even ashamed
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
FYI If I die in my sleep it is because I drank a bottle of coke from 1986. I needed a mixer
After a certain point, you just want to make it work. Prove to yourself that you're smarter than the vibrator.
My parents are takin me for chinese food for my 4/20 present.
I fucking hate you.
Now I don't feel so bad about telling everyone that he's 23 and needs Viagra. It's her problem now
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
You tired to make us "vodka tacos". Which was just you dipping pitas in vodka.
Any good?
Well. FUCK YA. But that's beside the point
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
He nicknamed his dick "the fountain of youth" I think it's time to move on...
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
Punched myself in the face trying to open a bottle of Vicodin one handed. Night is going well.
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