apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
Just once id like a girl to say to me in the dracula voice, i want...to suck...your dick...
His hands were made for my vagina.
Idk. Last year there was an ice luge, glow in the dark jungle juice, and lots of naked people. I feel like I'll get pregnant just thinking about going to that party.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Stay calm. It's a titty bar. A ring of cocaine will protect you.
you never un-have a 4some
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
How do you ask the man who gives you multiple orgasms if he has friends who could do the same for your friend?
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Bring beers. The password is "I brought beers" but you can't come in if you're a liar
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
I'm a history major and he's the descendant of TWO presidents. Did you really think I wasn't going to sleep with him?
Whoever was the bastard/bitch/genius who duct taped my keys to my dick so I wouldn't lose them. I hate you.
You lost to your mom AND grandma in beer pong last night. pretty sure that constitutes a retirement from the sport
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