i just hope all the shady shit stops so i can let him into my pants
Since my computer broke, i've been masterbating to girls gone wild. I feel like i'm in the 90's.
I'm sorry I kept calling last night when you wouldn't pick up. I'm REALLY sorry I sang "You Oughta Know" on more than 4 voice mails.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
Nicole, you can't keep coming over at 3am wanting to build igloos.
he put $150 on the cabs dash so 9 of us could pile in and ride 3 blocks to the apartment.
He started crying and showing me pictures of his ex. she was really pretty. It's an honor to have shared a penis with her.
Saturday dinner is funfetti cake and merlot. Singlehood has come to this.
No, I've only ever seen his brother's dick. So when I have lucid sex dreams, I just do a little cut and paste in my mind and stick his bro's package onto him.
I asked the cop if I could see his dick- It's not like he could arrest me twice.
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
This is a weird combination of planning and sexting but whatever
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
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