physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
he's going on about how he's going to treat me right and wants to let himself be in love with me and spend a lot of time together. kids these days. like its not about sex anymore. i'm confused.
If I had a nickel for every time somebody called me a bad person I would have enough money to check into rehab
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
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Party at my house. Liquor pinata. Your presence is required.
I think forcing your little sister to drink with you on a Wednesday when she has school the next day is the low point of alcoholism.
I think im drinking tonight later on...which is good cuz i walked pass the liquor aisle the other day and i swear i heard a kid call me a pussy
stopped you just in time from sledding down the roof.
i convinced her i need a blow job every morning to wake up because i have a medical condition.
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Just a smidgen more estrogen and shed be golden
She's got a legit dose of dude going on
No kidding. All she needs is a cheek full of chewing tobacco and I'd have fucked John wayne.
Whiskey and an unstable home life is apparently the fountain that 20-something boys like to drink from.
It's 4/20 of course I'm going to smoke in the portapotty and be ripped outta my mind at the lung cancer walk.
I JUST HAD TO SNORT THE REST OF MY BAG OF COKE BECAUSE THE BAG RIPPED IN THE WORK BATHROOM.
I'm guessing you feel amazing due to all the caps?
LETS GET THIS SHIT DONE. IM GONNA GET THIS SHIT DONE, FOREVER.
My friend Julia's mom just called her to say she got a puzzle in the mail made of cheese and when she put it together it spelled FUCK YOU and she doesn't know who it's from.
Life is clearly unfair. You remember Courtney has three older sisters, well they're all "make baby sister look like a four" hot. I knew I shouldn't go home with her.
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