She said so on her MySpace, so it's gotta be true.
I'm at the psychiatrist, and this lady is crazy.. she keeps yelling about how her HMO insurance gave her breast cancer? Adderall isn't worth this.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
On a scale of one to trashy, how is this: Got drunk, gave a guy a hand job. In the middle of the bar
I think you broke the trashy scale
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
Do you how many people I've successfully loaded into a Mazda Miata? Six. Six people. How? Strategically.
are you still mad that doritos made their way into my sex life
.....a litte
i can't invite random hot hobos into my aunt's house.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
He complimented the perfect handprints you left on each of my ass cheeks.Thanks.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Drunk is a universal language darling
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
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