I'm at this poker game and this kid to my left is bragging about all the chicks he hits including a "playboy model" when all of a sudden this 22 guy looks him in the eye and says "ever fuck a 70 woman. The things they can and are willing to do" Next think the whole table is quiet for an hour. That guys my hero...
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
the truckdriver in the lane next to me just looked down and motorboated in my direction.
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why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
he said i was chugging vodka in the parking lot, gave my # to a married man, started a food fight, and passed out at the bar. how could he NOT consider that a good first date???
I don't know how to say this, but I think you're a fucking bitch and the sooner you die I'll be happier.
Sorry- wrong number! :)
it's gonna be a chat room kind of night
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
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I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
4 months of living in europe has taught me the art of making a drunken stumble look like a dance move
It also means I'm watching porn with mario earphones so i can hear. Possibly the best way to mastrabate EVER
All I remember is while we were making out M.A.A.D City came on so I pushed him off of me so I could rap along.
Just got the test results back; apparently I'm red-green colorblind. this explains the past 18 years of my life and i'm wondering why i didn't realize this sooner
I just volunteered myself to get tazed this should get interesting
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