Memory from last night that just came back: me forcibly jacking him off while he yelled I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS I DONT LIKE HANDJOBS
I wonder if you could grow some weed in a chia pet
i just won an entire level on word mole with the word 'clitoris'
I came home to burning cookies and him outside "tanning" naked.
He just wants an even tan
was this before of after we tobbganned into that tree?
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
Just got super judged by a walmart cashier for buying diet pills and candy in the same transaction. Like she has her life figured out.
Make sure your heart doesn't explode. These are words of wisdom.
By the power invested in me, I now pronounce your taco to be meaty. Meaty taco meaty taco meaty meaty meaty taco.
We were naked in bed for hours and we didn't have sex. Either he's gay or he wants to respect me. Neither of which I approve of.
Did you get any last night. I need to track my forever aloneness
Tell him to dress up like Shaggy and kidnap him then bring him to me. We can pretend. Imaagination.
This guy on tinder just told me that he wanted to tie me up and asked me what I thought. I told him I wanted tacos
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
I'm not having sex with him if he doesn't believe in gay marriage and abortions.
Randomize
