Ps there is totally a drug addled prostitute in olympic pizza asking for change for a 100 bill
you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
dude if Megan calls say you Sis was house sitting for me yesterday , she f'n found dana's panties
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
he offered to walk down from the bar this morning to my house and bring me a guinness...
how romantic. its the irish mans version of flowers
It's horrible of you to say your above all this when the bar uses your drunk picture to scare people.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
WHY AM I ALWAYS THE ASSHOLE WHO BREAKS OUT THE SHOTS
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
seriously though if NH has the largest penis size... the rest of America must be very disappointed.
It is getting ridiculous, the elaborateness of the schemes I have to concoct so my suitemates don't know I'm pooping.
Today we memorialize my orgasms. Taken from me over six months ago, gone too soon. Here's to hoping we'll see one again
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