He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
Is it possible for Craig Seger to wear a normal suit and not look like an asshole on national tv?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
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We're friends. And when I drunkenly send u a pic of my left testicle i would appreciate a response.
Saddest moment ever is discovering when your cat no longer wants to get high with you.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
There is what appears to be urine on the woman's bathroom sink. I just have so many questions right now.
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the bartender knew what was up when i took a sip of my drink, gagged and asked her to water down my water
How many Wendy's frosties do you think it would take to fill a bathtub?
Never has jello made me angry to the point of drinking. But here I am.
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
my morning attempts to try to have sex with him was interrupted by the passion of the christ parade going on outside my house
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