guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I would wrestle an alligator for a bj right now
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
I just saw that your im name has '4eva' in it. Your man card has been revoked.
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Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
That's the point of day drinking, get fucked up by 6pm so you can get stuff done the next day. It's the adult thing to do.
He can only pee with the faucet running. It's like I'm dating a fucking toddler.
he wears New Balance sneakers on a regular basis, did you really expect the sex to be more than decent?
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I LIKE NICE BOXERS OKAY!? COMBINED WITH A GLORIOUS DICK JUST MAKES THIS EVEN BETTER. WE MOVE IN TOGETHER AND THAT PIC'S GETTIN FUCKING FRAMED.
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
And also ice skating can blow me. Goodnight, love you!
Remember the time you cried about coconuts
Just found a pair of vomit-soaked socks in my purse, three days after the party... Now I know why my wallet was wet.
My ex-wife, who I haven't heard from since the divorce, just Amazoned me cherry flavored massage oil and a rainbow caps with the message "Happy Pride". What's the polite response?
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