shes wearing a jean skirt, its frayed. i got this
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
I made a vision board specifically for the purpose of boning john mayer.
I queefed so loud it echoed.
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They are making fun of natty and blackberries.
Tell them they are ugly.
I've really got to stop smuggling half full bottles of beer out of bars in my purse.
He came, while we were making out fully clothed. I'm going to write a book.
Just pissed in my own closet. Had no idea adult dinner parties could he so awesome.
Was I holding a cat when you saw me? Because that was the height of that party for me.
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We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I appreciate that you take the time to fix your typos even while masturbating
ok give me a pep talk, I want a hotdog but I'm too stoned to go make it
Come on, what straight woman, gay man, or bi person HASN'T scrolled through Justin Trudeau pictures after a bad day?
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
can jess come too?
sure! but I don't have enough booze for the both of you.
she comes with her own booze, no worries.
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