Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Flirting with the rich sleazy owner of the club: 1 way ticket to free sushi, drinks, and VIP passes. FUck! im better with older men than i am with babies and dogs
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
Trying to low-key throw up in the ocean is harder than it seems.
She rode an inflatable shark down the stairs. Viva shark week.
All you have to do is speak. Your voice reverberates strait to my vagina.
And then you told me I had large hands and looked like a girl who would have an illegitimate child that I never talked about
New low reached: a cockroach has actually drowned itself in our dirty dishes. We are heathens. Cleaning dance party tonight. No excuses.
Lmfao a voicemail screaming about you partying with your tits out and a text at 3 am saying you went too crazy... this should be a good one
But idk if I cried about life then banged him or banged him and then cried. Chicken or the egg?
you never un-have a 4some
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
After walking ten blocks barefoot in Boston I've concluded drunk me needs to make better decisions.
I just want to buy drugs without having to pay an arm and a leg for it. Is that a horrible thing to ask for?
I mean, it's not like you can exactly complain to the manager and higher ups about it.
There was one thing about my NYC trip I forgot to tell you: I took a dump in Trump Tower
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