Seriously, stop being so datable w your movie/song prefs
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
Packing for the trip... do they take Visa in South Dakota?
I just made a 90's Nickelodeon TV theme song power hour mix...I don't want to build it up but your head might explode
Dude they have ski ball. Anywhere that has skiball is bound to be bangin.
The fact that he is from Canada is way more embarrassing than the fact that you met him on match.com
Let's have sex soon. Just us!! Its sad that I have to specify.
Woke to a half burnt 20 in my pocket, covered in mud, clothes all wet, so im assuming I didn't use that 20 you gave me for a taxi
Aaaaand then she sang MDMA to the tune of the YMCA song, with appropriate gestures.
You said my dick was impressive. You thank someone when they say that. My momma raised a gentleman.
did you know that my friend knows a guy with 3 balls what the actual fuck
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
Your life is quite full of dick lately.
It really is!
still drunk.please come get me.he kicked me out because i couldn't stop laughing about passing out in the middle of taking his virginity.
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