The way white people respond to them, you'd think Journey was the president of Caucasia.
you were definitelymotorboating random chicks as they walked out of the bar. just like, down the line. you kept yelling "Motor Boats for everyone!!!!"
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
I'm making a conscious effort to limit my spending at the bars...i wrote "FOR CAB ONLY" on a $20 last night
just remind me when i get fired soon that august is the month i started pregaming work
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
we spent fifteen minutes trying to convince you that you weren't locked inside of your car
He didn't dress up but kept finding random pieces of costumes on the floor at each club. He was an 80s hair band warrior at the end of the night.
Its okay, i dont mind you drinking, im just surrounded by it, there is some random dude laying on your couch with a bucket that ive never seen before
Halloween is the only night where I would ever end up getting a guy's makeup all over my face
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
NEW HOUSE RULE! If you make it in a chicks cleavage it's 3 cups and bra off.
BP at your house from now on.
A warmed up burrito and jelly beans. The breakfast of champions.
I didn't think it was possible but he dislocated his thumb during intercourse last night then cried
He showed up completely drunk with a 30 of PBR and ten cans of Spam. I like this kid.
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