We better get laid next semester cause I prayed hard
I even walked 30 feet with my eyes closed from two love rocks so that we get some cock
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
If the EMT's ask later... I had 5 hour energy for breakfast and Four Loko for dinner... It might be important for them to know that
Either I put my underwear on inside out and wore it like that all day, or I had sex with him. Its sad I have to guess.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
I whispered "you're doing a great Job" when he was fucking me. Then high fived him.
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
There something liberating about walking through the dorm hallways without pants on.
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Next guy I fuck must be a cowboy
I'm sitting next to the guy that peed in our drying machine
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
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