There is somethin about your sexuality that makes my dick do jumping jacks when I see you
I don't know where your sunglasses are, I was too preoccupied with girls not old enough to drive past midnight.
you kept say ridiculous things then repeating them in perfect classical latin. You are onee intelligent drunk
Your drunken mistake is coming over to see if she wants to buy any of our furniture. I know youre desperate, but try not to fuck her, without a condom, for a fourth time, while shes there.
okay, this game isn't funny anymore. tell us where all the forks are.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
i don't know. but im upstairs in the closet with a burger i found in their fridge
i'm calling it my monica lewinsky shirt now. may it live forever in infamy.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Pretty sure I just puked up sand. And nothing else.
I wore pigtails while I was having sex with that 22 year old just to make him feel like a pedophile.
At this point, if I'm not getting fucked by a man in ONLY cowboy boots, it's not worth it.
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
I vomited out my contact lenses last night
Its really awkward pooping while on videochat. Even if you turn the video off.
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