I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
apparently there was a flour fight and couch sex...
do you think semen can infect my impacted wisdom tooth
Our whole friendship has just been time foreshadowing my dick in your mouth.
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i climbed out of the bath tub this morning and found him taped to the treadmill
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
But how will the next generation learn about life choices without a Jersery Shore?
I would agree. Whose business is it if I like to guzzle vodka by the liter on my of time? Answer: mine.
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I am going to piss jack daniels before daylight.
Daylight. It is daylight. Who will give you a ride back?
I hope no one. I want to walk and have a bus hit me.
You were taking in your sleep. You were like Jess that's that animal we were talking about and you Hugged her feet
I'm going to have to include Angry Orchard in my thesis acknowledgements
I just showed this kid my nipples to work my shift tmw
So he cheated on his gf again. For the third time. Second time with me. HE CRIED WHILE DRIVING ME HOME BECAUSE HE CHEATED ON HER. And I laughed the entire way. Good god I'm an asshole.
there is puke in my bra ... again
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