I can't believe you blew on her face.
I feel that every long term relationship needs at least one big,load delivered straight between the eyes.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
She thought that based on the way she feels that she got drugged last night, but come on, her turn on word is hello, who needs to drug that??
My roommate says its rare that you can be tear gassed before you lose your virginity so i feel accomplished in life
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
hahaha every time i hear a motorcycle i think about that one time you almost died
Thanks for the flashbacks you prick.
omg so there's this guy on the roof and he just stripped for no reason and now i think he's making out on the rooftop with some other guy? who are these people
Nothing like a dick pic from your fave ex to make you audibly exhale sadly.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
leads to pukin, then cryin, then 24hr masturbatin binge, then cryin again and finally a combination of all 3
Dude, I wish I could live my entire life blacked out.
Is talking to an iron man poster a good or bad indicator that you've been drinking too much?
I made her pull the car over 5 times to puke because she was going to fast, apparently she was only going 30mph...
I am watching Wayne Gretzky and Alexander oveckhin play video games for charity. What is life right now.
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