I mixed the ketchup wit the mustard in one bottle to save time making hotdogs
I'm 90% sure a girl here is wearing a bra strap as a headband.
She passed out in my bed last night before anything happened. She felt really bad about that, so she gave me head when we woke up this morning.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
He fucked a visibly pregnant girl. It doesn't get weirder than that.
She just sucked the buffalo sauce out of my beard. I've never been so disgusted and hard in my life.
She only remembers me when she's drunk. It's like I'm a suppressed memory that only surfaces with alcohol.
I swear there's a gravitational pull from your vagina to large groups of men in uniform.
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Dude, I lost my shirt, and my doorknob is gone. I'm not sure which I should find first
You can see my drunken state get worse with each picture
She's going to hate me
Yeah well one of her many personalities always hates you.
The rest will just start to agree
I have bruises from doing the splits on the poles, if that doesn't scream bourbon street regret then I don't know what does
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
How ya feelin sunshine?
Like a million dollars! ... That has been hit by a bus, drowned under water and beat repeatedly by a shovel.
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