Go study a dick amy that's outrageous
I had a dream last night that Anthony Bourdain gave me a vibrator.
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
he kept refering to his penis as the "eternal sunshine"
I don't think you'd be able to understand Inception if you weren't high...
Hey. Hope youre not too hungover. Also, did you put a Christmas tree in my guest bathroom and cover it with condoms?
Just bought a waterproof mattress cover. Bring it on sophomore year.
ARE YOU GOING TO SACRIFICE YOUR LIFE FOR MCDONALDS HASHRBOWNS
How many tongue depressors should I need to steal from urgent care to make samurai armor?
So I found a skull ring inside me this morning. I'm assuming its yours, so I'll leave it in my mailbox for you - it looks expensive.
Its funny that for once I get home and I'm just as high as my parents are.
You have to sext the same way you right a resume, you can only use active verbs
These bubbles make my penis feel like it is resting on clouds.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I ended up sleeping on a park bench. Never using Tinder again.
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