is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
there's just something about her that screams "i'm into chicks who wear flannel"
Just found 50 pesos and a coke spoon in my dads old shit. Gotta love the 70s
Wish I didn't live with 3 girls so I could beat off in peace.
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Puked in a cab. Passed out on my floor an my mom put a blanket over me. Home by 1045. I won shitshow trophy last night.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
He's hungover and at the neighbour's garage sale negotiating a price for a tuba.
Streaking across a girls college rugby game is probably the best, and most painful, decision I've ever made
AT THIS RATE YOU WILL HAVE FUCKED MORE OF MY CLOSE FRIENDS THAN I HAVE PEOPLE PERIOD BY VALENTINE'S DAY.
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Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
Next time, please cut me off before I'm at the point of pooping in the bathtub again
he spent an hour trying to rescue a bug from the sink. turned out to be a sesame seed.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
I've amended my previous statement: I'm not allowed to put in my two weeks till I ask out the waitress. Now I have motivation on two levels
I want you to defile me in my childhood bed.
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