if your phone is working sorry i called you at 2am. if it is not then i never called your phone at 2am
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
There I was staring at a teeny weeny black one and a huge white one. It was like an episode of Myth Busters
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My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
decision: in honor of being in new orleans this weekend all my drunk texts will be en francais
Throwing up out both ends. This is not how I pictured adulthood.
Maybe just the first 2 wks of Nov can be dick detox.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
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Just leave a note saying "riding dick see you in the mornig"
Fuck you, dude, I'm not sharing my weed anymore if you're going for the Panthers.
Black labs can get you to do pretty much anything...even approach strange men in their bath robes
the fact that you beer bonged rum made me so proud, the fact that you threw up an entire footlong tuna melt after... not so much babe
Woke up with a lip tattoo that says "fake news" in case you're wondering about my wellbeing
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
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