idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
And then i made him answer questions about me before i took off my clothes
but then i turned into a human whiteboard because i thought it was a good idea to bring out markers
Wash that dress asap. You laid down on the kitchen floor and tried to sweep the floor with your body.
Ok so in the last 18 months I have now driven four different dudes into counseling. I'm like heroin with a vagina.
The car just stinks of weed and we are all sitting here trying to hide it from my mom by rolling down the windows, like it's not coming off my sisters boyfriend
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Want to run by the liquor store later? Tequila Youn should really be in attendance at Party Mountain. No one else could be our spirit animal.
Not every day do you see a hooker getting arrested at noon. Just kidding, we live in Reno.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
Did we pole dance in front of my boss last night or was it just me?
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Omg the world wants us to be better people
I refuse
Parade of Dicks...that's what I'm calling 2017
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
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